I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not...– Isaac Asimov Never confuse intelligence with education… (via quantumfemme)
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
Be merciful until you can’t be. Until you feel your heart begin to harden...– Clementine von Radics (via mirroir)
slicethebeanopen: doctorbeifong: A truly...